Behold the Metatron!

Like I was saying - I am the Metatron.
Metatron. Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell?
You people. If there isn't a movie about it,
it's not worth knowing, right?

I am a seraphim. The highest choir of angels?
You do know what an angel is, don't you?
Metatron acts as the voice of God.
Any documented occasion when some yahoo
claims to have spoken with God,

they're speaking to me.
Or they're speaking to themselves.

Dogma (1999), Kevin Smith.